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Anon plays Mariotalesof4chan.tumblr.com

women get fucking low man

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Anon plays Mario
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women get fucking low man

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Anon discovers an IRL glitchhttp://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

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Anon discovers an IRL glitch
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Man’s best friendhttp://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

what the fuck

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Man’s best friend
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what the fuck

Ryan the mask guy.

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

amorilo:

Okay guys, so this scumbag of a husband decided to message me on OK Cupid. As you can see, he is married. Apparently the ring on his finger and the vow he made to his wife mean nothing, seeing as he’s looking to cheat on her. If you happen to go to his OKC profile (loukyfunn), you’ll happen to see that he’s looking for casual sex. Judging by his messages and the email he used to send the above photo (just a gmail with the same name as his profile), this probably isn’t the first time he’s done something like this.

 So here we go. His name is Mike Miller. He lives in Louisville, Kentucky. He has a real estate company. He is 34 years of age.  I just want to signal boost this in hopes that someone on here knows this cumbucket of a jerk so that his wife will see what this cheating, good for nothing dickwad is doing behind her back. 

If you are in a monogamous relationship and do this, you are the scum of the earth. Whether you’re just dating, are engaged, or married like this skidmark, you don’t do this to your partner. They trust you. They deserve your respect. They don’t deserve this.

To this asscheek’s wife: I’m so sorry. You don’t deserve to be treated this way by your husband. You deserve someone who is completely faithful and loving and devoted to you. In short, you deserve someone far, far better than this. 

dats right

what can i say

i like what you post

Lmfao guess I need to go to spy school.

you’ve got quite a ways to go, young padawan lol

Anonymous
asks:
20! Female! 5'3"! Gray eyes! My hair is currently red? My favorite hobbies include looking at dead things... WE DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A DATE OUT SOMEWHERE WITH OTHER PEOPLE LIVING AND BREATHING AROUND US, LET'S JUST FUCKING PLAY GAMES ALL NIGHT AND EAT PIZZA AND BITCH ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE SHIT<3

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY LEGIT I’M REALLY GOOD AT DOING ALL OF THOSE THINGS

Anonymous
asks:
18, f, 5'3, blue eyes, light brown hair, reading, go on a scenic walk and stop for a picnic lunch and sing along to the radio on the drive back home

definitely sounds fun :3