tw: ballsack

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rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

Source: pizza

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nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

Source: grotle

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Source: fuckyeahhowimetyourmother

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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

Source: megaman2

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pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

Source: pizza

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youreinahaze:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

and you fall and hit your head on the bathroom wall

Source: glial

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stayshie:

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

Miles Better has to be the most handsome older man I’ve seen.

Source: weheartit.com

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shesanargonaut:

You guys.

I went on that Pokémon fusion thing for the first time and this is what greeted me:

The happiest little testicle I’ve ever seen.

Source: shesanargonaut

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till lindemann in the ich will video

yes

yes this is good

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thewierdones:

vic talking about olivia

Source: thewierdones

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Source: gaksdesigns

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mar-ooned:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

tears

Source: bubonickitten

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Source: egberts

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

my computer teacher at the private school i went to gave me the the administrator username and password (“bible” was the username and “jesus” was the password) so i could edit some photos for the yearbook and it was the worst decision he ever made

Source: rabioheab

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